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« Reply #41 on: January 25, 2010, 10:56:44 AM » |
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I wanted to hate this in principle but then I saw Psyduck
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Asked if he thought it was a good investment to spend so much of his own money in a two-way Democratic primary to run against a popular Republican with millions in campaign cash, Greene replied: “Rather than just save the $10,000 and just go and buy gasoline with it, just take [it] and just be unemployed for [an] even longer period of time, I mean, that wouldn’t make any sense, um, just, um, but, uh, yes, uh … lowering these gas prices … that will create jobs, too. Anything that will lower the gasoline prices. Offshore drilling, the energy package, all that.”
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« Reply #43 on: January 26, 2010, 12:16:18 PM » |
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Misquote * Attack (120 - 130)(Antisociality) * Douchebaggery -8 * Refresh 2 |
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Asked if he thought it was a good investment to spend so much of his own money in a two-way Democratic primary to run against a popular Republican with millions in campaign cash, Greene replied: “Rather than just save the $10,000 and just go and buy gasoline with it, just take [it] and just be unemployed for [an] even longer period of time, I mean, that wouldn’t make any sense, um, just, um, but, uh, yes, uh … lowering these gas prices … that will create jobs, too. Anything that will lower the gasoline prices. Offshore drilling, the energy package, all that.”
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« Reply #45 on: January 27, 2010, 01:40:02 PM » |
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Haha OVK is CL.
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« Reply #46 on: February 12, 2010, 07:06:12 AM » |
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Wikipedia article of the now: Category:Child versions of cartoon characters"Little Alvin and the Mini-Munks?" Weren't "Alvin and the Chipmunks" already kids? |
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« Reply #47 on: February 12, 2010, 09:00:22 AM » |
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Congratulations, Little Alvin and the Mini-Munks, you solved the case!
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« Reply #49 on: February 12, 2010, 01:25:30 PM » |
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« Reply #50 on: February 16, 2010, 05:13:55 PM » |
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Wikipedia article of the now: Digesting DuckThe Canard Digérateur, or Digesting Duck, was an automaton in the form of a duck, created by Jacques de Vaucanson in 1739. The mechanical duck appeared to have the ability to eat kernels of grain, and to metabolize and defecate them. While the duck did not actually have the ability to do this - the food was collected in one inner container, and the pre-stored feces was 'produced' from a second, so that no actual digestion took place - Vaucanson hoped that a truly digesting automaton could one day be designed. Why would you want a robot that shits? (Don't answer that.) |
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« Reply #52 on: February 17, 2010, 02:10:33 PM » |
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« Reply #53 on: February 18, 2010, 12:06:02 AM » |
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I told you (parenthetically) not to answer that, cuntweed.
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« Reply #55 on: February 18, 2010, 08:32:30 PM » |
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« Reply #56 on: February 25, 2010, 01:47:15 PM » |
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« Reply #57 on: February 25, 2010, 05:50:28 PM » |
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« Reply #58 on: February 26, 2010, 10:29:41 AM » |
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« Reply #59 on: February 26, 2010, 06:53:26 PM » |
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« Reply #60 on: March 05, 2010, 05:38:17 PM » |
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« Reply #61 on: March 05, 2010, 05:51:37 PM » |
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« Reply #62 on: March 06, 2010, 02:52:58 PM » |
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"But everybody's going!" Sophie yelped in the same kind of exasperated pitch as a man without an umbrella's "Oh, no" at a glimpse of the rain falling. |
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« Reply #63 on: March 06, 2010, 05:00:46 PM » |
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Wikipedia article of the now: Byford DolphinDiver D4 was shot out through the small jammed hatch door opening, and was ripped apart. Subsequent investigation by forensic pathologists determined D4, being exposed to the highest pressure gradient, violently exploded due to the rapid and massive expansion of internal gases. All of his thoracic and abdominal organs, and even his thoracic spine were ejected, as were all of his limbs. Simultaneously, his remains were expelled through the narrow trunk opening left by the jammed chamber door, less than 60 centimeters (24 inches) in diameter. Fragments of his body were found scattered about the rig. One part was even found lying on the rig’s derrick, 10 meters (30 feet) directly above the chambers. His death was most likely instantaneous and painless. |
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« Reply #64 on: March 06, 2010, 06:42:20 PM » |
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Ripped apart like your asshole.
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« Reply #65 on: March 19, 2010, 11:44:11 AM » |
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Wikipedia article of the now: List of accompaniments with french fries, sorted by country. Bulgaria
In Bulgaria, a serving of fries can be ordered with a covering of sirene, a grated white brine cheese. Yep. |
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« Reply #66 on: March 19, 2010, 12:52:09 PM » |
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Your face is often covered in a white substance
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« Reply #67 on: March 19, 2010, 12:52:23 PM » |
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(it's cum, I am referring to cum on your face)
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« Reply #68 on: March 19, 2010, 01:42:54 PM » |
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I initially misread the article title as "List of accomplishments with french fries," which I imagined as something far more entertaining than the article actually is.
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« Reply #69 on: March 19, 2010, 01:58:26 PM » |
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List of fictional french fries
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« Reply #71 on: March 20, 2010, 10:51:04 PM » |
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Wikipedia category of the now: Fictional tubers, and no, I did not start that. |
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« Reply #72 on: March 25, 2010, 04:36:21 PM » |
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« Reply #73 on: March 29, 2010, 06:02:51 AM » |
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Wikipedia article of the now: Battleship (Film). Battleship is an upcoming action/fantasy/sci-fi film based on the game of the same name.
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« Reply #74 on: March 30, 2010, 10:16:28 AM » |
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« Reply #75 on: March 30, 2010, 04:11:26 PM » |
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Haha what the hell
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« Reply #76 on: April 04, 2010, 12:24:34 PM » |
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« Reply #77 on: April 04, 2010, 12:27:41 PM » |
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Web 1.0 should become cool again
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« Reply #78 on: April 15, 2010, 09:04:19 PM » |
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Wikipedia article of the now: Murder of Jasmine Fiore. This article reads like an episode of a cop drama. Fiore's body was discovered, but not identified, on Saturday, August 15, 2009 at about 7 a.m. Her badly beaten and crushed body was discovered inside a suitcase inside a dumpster in an alley in Buena Park, California. According to Buena Park police, Fiore's teeth and fingers had been removed before her nude body was stuffed into the suitcase. She had also been strangled. Authorities believe the mutilation was an attempt to impede identification. On August 18, her remains were identified using the serial numbers from her breast implants. Note to self: When killing wife and hiding body: - Remove fingers
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