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« on: January 21, 2008, 10:26:57 PM »

You insufferable BORE, nobody wants to listen to your stories about shopping for auto parts. I bet they didn't even invite you on that fishing trip; you just saw them packing up their gear into the truck, and you asked them where they were going, and they said they were going fishing at Lake Tawanee, and you said, oh, great, I love fishing! Let's go! I'll show you guys a great spot on Tawanee! And it was very awkward but the other guys just couldn't tell you you weren't invited, because you really aren't a bad guy; you're just
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We Grand Theft Auto in a hot Ferrari

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« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2008, 10:44:37 PM »

Yeah.

FUCK THAT SHIT.

I WILL NOT GET IN THE ZONE.


[size=millionpt]FUCK AUTOZONE[/size]
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Gray isn't visible during most of the interview — thank God — but about five minutes into their talk LeBron glances down slightly, and suddenly I was conscious of feeling Gray's off-camera eyes locked on LeBron's crotch during LeBron's answers.
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« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2008, 12:52:17 PM »

get in the zone
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« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2008, 12:52:28 PM »

autozone
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« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2008, 09:59:17 PM »

'Cause the next time you see me

I may not be alone
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« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2008, 05:09:05 PM »

Autowhat?
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« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2008, 06:29:11 PM »

lol did anyone actually read the op it was hilarious
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« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2008, 03:34:24 PM »

* esselfortium gets
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« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2008, 04:48:05 PM »

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« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2008, 02:27:18 PM »

i'll herp you. >:|
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« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2008, 03:01:15 PM »

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« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2008, 04:51:41 PM »

Hey kid

I'm a computer
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« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2008, 04:51:50 PM »

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